Fascist Tears IPA, 16oz 4pk

West Coast Style IPA
4 pack of 16 oz cans
ABV 6.80%

Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed

Their Frustration Brewed For Your Inebriation

Our new summer session IPA is made with the fermented laments
of some truly frustrated fascists.
 
Eagle-eyed Kash Patel, the director of the FBI, gets so drunk that his staff needs to request “breaching equipment" to rescue him from behind locked doors.

Pete Hegseth, who spent millions of your tax dollars renaming the "Department of Defense" the "Department of War,” gets regularly punked by his speechwriting staff. Instead of giving him Bible verses to read at Pentagon worship services, they plagiarize quotes from Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction.

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, while attempting to de-Pinocchio herself by getting a nose job, couldn’t shake the curse. The cross around her neck now grows larger every time she lies to reporters.
 
Our new IPA will only get better with age, as the impending implosion of American Fascism will surely intensify the flavors that these organic tears add to the brew.

Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed