{"product_id":"steve-hofstetters-milk-shake-alarm-clock-12oz-4-pack","title":"Steve Hofstetter's Milk Shake Alarm Clock, 12oz, 4-pack","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eI never had a cup of coffee until a few years ago. I tasted it when I was a kid and thought “I don’t need this in my life.” But a few years ago, I was hanging with a friend and he told me I looked exhausted, and asked if I wanted a cup of coffee. When I said I didn’t like the taste, he asked if I’d ever had a flavored latte. I said “I don’t know what those words mean.” \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMy friend got me a flavored latte, and let me tell you, it was the best damn thing I’d ever had. It was so good. So good. It was an alarm clock that tasted like a milk shake.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eI wish I knew about this earlier. So I got super into lattes. So much so that three weeks later I had a latte machine at home. And that is how I know I can never try cocaine. Two months in, I’d be Pablo Escobar and that’s not something I want.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e-Steve Hofstetter\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Liquor Barn","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49491303825647,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/5825\/4063\/files\/4-Pack_Render-MilkshakeAlarmclock.png?v=1777927791","url":"https:\/\/www.minocquabrewingcompany.com\/products\/steve-hofstetters-milk-shake-alarm-clock-12oz-4-pack","provider":"Minocqua Brewing Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}